So Stephanie, Ron and I were watching The Green Mile....again. It's pretty much my new favorite book if you haven't caught on. The movie is very good, too.
And they're idiots.
Ron: (during one of the many scenes where Paul is dealing with his infection) I used to have a urinary tract infection...
Stephanie: ...Oh my God...
Me: *evenly* Did a very large black man help you?
Stephanie: ... *stares at me and bursts out laughing*
Stephanie: What would you do if your name was Percy? (referring to one of the characters.)
Ron: If my name was Percy, I'd be watching Without A Paddle!
Stephanie: Oh. Too bad your name isn't Percy.
Me: *randomly* I love Dean.
Stephanie: ...Oh. Ok.
Me: You just want to grab him and...*does weird thing with arms that is meant to look affectionate*
Stephanie: *laughs and imitates arm movements* Strangle him?
Me: No, I - ...never mind.
Stephanie: What happens to him after everything? In the book?
Me: Who, Dean?
Stephanie: ...No...Percy...not everything is about Dean.
Me: Oh, well, Dean...Percy...
Stephanie: *snicker*
Me: Shut up. Dean, he - PERCY. Damn it.
Ron: *as Del is burning to death* So if the guards like him so much why don't they let John Coffey bring him back to life?!
Me: Because it doesn't work that way...
Ron: I'm just saying! If they like him why don't they let John bring him back to life?!
*later when they show Del's charred body*
Stephanie: ...I don't think they want that coming back to life...
*when Jack is crying in the control room*
Stephanie: Jack doesn't even know what everyone is crying about!
Me: I know! He doesn't know who John is!
Stephanie: Oh God. That's annoying.
Me: He just wants to be like everybody else.
Character in the movie: "I hope he knows the imps in hell are lurking and the devil is waiting!"
Stephanie: *jokingly* He just stole a purse!
Me: *referring to Del* ...Awww! I'd hug him if he wasn't a rapist!
Ron: *mocking John* I helpeded Del's mouse Mr. Jingle. I takeded it back. Boss Percy bad. Mr. Jingle gonna be a circus mouse, boss.
Me: Oh my God. You're going to hell.
Character in Movie: "So what happens if you don't wet the sponge?"
Ron: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL DEL BY NOT WETTING THE SPONGE.
Me: You learn fast.
Good times.